Rock Puns

Every pet rock owner, as well as taking care of their pets, must also embrace the puns that prevent the world from hitting rock bottom.

Failure to embrace these will result in your heart becoming stone-cold. Play "badumtssh" in background for best effect.

And so it begins..

There is much to be accomplished, provided we stay down to earth. We are off to a rocky start; however, I'd like to say these are stepping stones for things to come.

It will take a group effort to make enough puns to keep this entire thing from caving in. Do not mind it if there are sentences without rock references on this page- there are no ground rules; nothing is concrete; and above all, nothing is etched in stone.

We are not going to hit rock bottom. In the 6.66% chance that we do, the results will be petrifying, but let's not think of that (we'd be stuck between a rock and a hard place, if we did).

Please make sure to stay civil on this page. Some might say, by making people read these puns, we have a heart of stone. But personally, I think we rock! After all, this wiki was stone dead before we came here! Used to be nothing but a CEMENTery! We are surely making some hard work on this place now.

We're going to rebuild this site from the ground- by the time we're finished, our pages will rock your life. Don't take puns for granite- they are precious and are the building stones of a new planet.

We casted the first stone in coming here. Some say we were trying to break new ground with this "pet rock" wiki idea, but we're not trying to claim the moral high ground here. We're just stating facts: pushing this wiki from the ground up was as hard as pushing a boulder out of the way. It was really hard and slow for us to get us rocking this place and these puns like this.

Rock puns keep me grounded to reality... they make me feel things in incredible ways. There's nothing more I love than falling alseep to the feeling of rocking a boat in the ocean.