How to Prepare for your Pet Rock's funeral

Has your pet rock been sick lately? Do you fear that your poor pet rock might go to a better place? Read this article!

Part 1: Getting Prepared Part 2: The Funeral Part 3: Recovering from the loss
 * 1) Make sure the rock is on the way to a better place. Does your rock not feel good lately? Has it been sick? Is it getting old? Whatever it is, make sure that the rock really is dying.
 * 2) Once you are sure the rock is dying, let it all out. Cry. Hug your rock. Kiss it goodbye. If anyone makes fun of you, punch them in the face since rocks are our friends.
 * 3) Get the things you need for the funeral. Get a rock and write "R.I.P" on it in black marker. Get a pot of dirt and a coffin.
 * 4) When the pet rock is suffering its last few moments, make sure your friends, family, and other pet rocks are there. Make sure it is in a pet rock hospital. You wouldn't want a poor little rock to die poor, would you?
 * 1) Put the now dead beloved rock in the coffin and bury it in the pot with the tombstone above it. Get a preacher rock to talk about the life of the rock  Make sure everyone involved with the life of the rock is there.
 * 1) Let it all out. Gather all of your pet rocks so they can comfort you and discuss great moments with the rock.
 * 2) Accept it. When you're done weeping, try to keep your mind off of the death. Accept the fact it's all over now. Focus on your other rocks.
 * 3) Get a new pet rock. Eventually, this new rock will cheer you up completely! The lost rock will be up there in the sky, watching you, smiling, knowing it's in a better place.
 * 4) Have fun!