How to Make a Pet Rock Hospital

Is your pet rock sick again? It may be fatal this time. You can save your pet rock's life by making a hospital! Please, for the sake of the rock, read on.
 * 1) Find two shoe boxes. You will use them later on. They are very important.
 * 2) Divide each one in half. You can divide them by sticking a piece of cardboard in the middle of the rooms. Name one room Emergency Room, one Normal, one Medicine room, and one Waiting room.
 * 3) Make at least eight beds out of sponges. You could buy cheap sponges (four for a dollar) at the dollar store or a nearby grocery store. Get your cotton balls and color them using exciting colors. Place them at the head of the sponge bed. Place a piece of fun fabric to make a blanket.
 * 4) Place six of the beds in the Normal section. Place the remaining ones in the Emergency room.
 * 5) Make chairs out of folded cardboard with soft cotton seats. Put them in the waiting room.
 * 6) Find salt and spices and put them into little containers. Put it in the medicine room. This is medicine.
 * 7) Get other pet rocks to be doctors or nurses. You can put a 'now hiring' sign up for new jobs. If you have a community, let some of those take jobs. If you can't find doctors or nurses, why don't you become one?
 * 8) Make some food for your pet rock. Have chicken noodle soup and lots of fruits and veggies. You can also get some plants from outside and make them herbs for your pet rock.
 * 9) Give your pet rock a bath. Use nice-smelling soap. Make sure you get all of the germs off!
 * 10) After your pet rock is healed, keep him/she in bed for at least two days. If he seems to not get better, ask the doctors about your pet rock's sickness.

If your pet rock dies, don't feel sad... he/she lived a long and happy life with you!