Marry your pet rock

You love your pet rock, don't you? While kissing it is something you can do, if you really love it, you can marry it!
 * 1) Make sure it loves you too. If your pet rock doesn't love you, you should probably find a way to make it fall in love with you first. If it falls head-over-heals for you, proceed with marrying it.
 * 2) Plan the wedding. Obviously marrying your pet rock isn't that big of an event, so the wedding should be small. Try only inviting a few people.
 * 3) Find the right apparel. If your pet rock is a boy, you'll need to make a tuxedo for it. If it's a girl, you need a wedding dress. Try and make these using cloth you find around the house.
 * 4) Fill positions. Find other people and pet rocks to be the flower girls, ring bearer, bridesmaid, and groomsmen. If you don't have enough pet rocks, fill in the positions with people. If you don't have enough people, fill in the positions with pet rocks.
 * 5) Find a preacher or preacher rock, to marry you.
 * 6) Do the wedding. It should function the same as a normal wedding. Snacks are recommended.
 * 7) Have fun with your new pet rock spouse!

Tips
(the original wikihow article was made by 2D's friend, not 2D himself)
 * You don't need rings, since pet rocks don't have fingers.
 * Try and convince the guests to buy at least a few wedding gifts
 * Depending on the rock, some can bear children