Rock Food

Rocks, like all other creatures, need to be fed regularly. Seeing as they cannot eat physically, they must take in food using all of their other senses. Here, we will teach you how to feed your pet rock in a few simple steps!

1. A nice smelling object provides one variety of food for your pet rock. To do this, bring a natural-scent object near your rock and let it take it in gradually. Don't force-feed your rock; it won't eat much that way!

2. Play music. This functions as another source of food for said rock. Rocks prefer classical music or instruments such as violins, pianos, cellos, trumpets, etc. Don't play music too loudly, or the rock will choke! If you can sing, this is a double bonus; however, an MP3 recording works just as well.

3. KEEP IT SOFT. Soft objects are often the best source of food if you're in a stick. Pom-poms, faux fur, blankets, anything. Rub it gently over your rock to get it to swallow.